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Hey folks! I'm INSANELY proud to announce that my 3D film AracAttack! in 3D! will be shown as the main event of the Bad Film Fest / Bad Theater Fest's Saturday (April 20th) screening!

Much like it's original screening nearly 4 years ago, it will be screened in full FANG-O-VISION!! I'll be providing everyone with FREE special 3D glasses that they can keep as a momento of the event!!!

This is going to be the LAST time it's ever shown in a theater EVER AGAIN.

MAKE SURE YOUR BUTT IS IN THAT THEATER!!

ADMISSION IS FREE! CHECK THE LINK FOR DETAILS!!!
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MAN OF STEEL TRAILER #3 REACTION / REVIEW

Apr17
by inventivehero on April 17, 2013 at 12:38 pm
Posted In: Etchings

I’ll be the first to admit that Man of Steel did not look interesting to me.

From what little Warner Bros. shared from the beginning, it looked to be a plodding mess of a film where Clark Kent would spend most of the film afraid of his powers and and coming to grips with the fact that he’s Superman. The kind of rehashed story we’ve seen a lot of already where everyone, even the audience is shouting at Clark “USE YOUR POWERS AND BE A SUPERHERO!” while Clark whines “But I’ve always been told that my powers were bAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.”

I didn’t want to see another Superman Returns, where Superman as a character is a muddled confused brooding mess that eventually flies around and does some stuff.

That was until I saw this trailer.

Everyone is going crazy over the action and the special effects, but that’s not what hooked me.

What hooked me was the simple and personal scene where Lois Lane interviews Superman.

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Cavill and Adams sit there nearly naked, no special effects or plot devices to hide behind just the two actors sitting in this intimate scene. The chemistry they share is electric.

But more importantly this heartbeat of a scene they linger on toward the end of the trailer showcases so much more.

  1. This film will not be an exercise in pure spectacle. Modern Blockbuster films (with a few exceptions) have been mostly EPIC for EPIC’s sake. Devoid of heart, storytelling, or characterization and merely a string of larger explosions until it’s finished. This simple scene between Lois and Superman at the end of the trailer – a point where theoretically you would showcase and tease the film’s grandest action sequences – is instead reserved for this tender moment where the spectacle is nothing more than the connection and performance from these two skilled actors.
  2. This trailer mirrors the goal of that scene in reality. In Superman films of the past, the audience and the general population of the world the film exists in are both introduced to the titular character in a splashy rescue sequence. I’m sure that there will be some grand debut of Supes in costume for the first time saving the day – but this sequence, where he allows himself to be captured by the government, be locked in a room, and be interviewed personally by the press, is a necessary move.  He’s needs to show the world that he’s a good guy. He needs to show everyone that he’s real person and not a scary monster. That he’s nothing to be afraid of. It evokes the campy rooftop date/interview of the first Reeve Superman film, but unlike that film – this interview is not for the sake of only Lois Lane. This is an interview for the world. A moment where the grand theatrics are tossed aside and the man in the cape is placed under flat unflattering lights and examined. What’s so amazing about this, is that the trailer uses this scene to show the world – one who remembers and dislikes the camp of Reeve and the brooding reverence of Routh, and shows them that Cavill is the real deal. It shows them that he’s more than just a handsome face, a costume, or a special effect… and it shows them that he’s willing to be totally exposed and truthful.
  3. It deflates the stigma of being an idealistic Boy Scout. Writers of Superman seem to wrestle with the core concept that Superman is a confident good guy. One who believes in himself as much as he does for humanity. Either they doubt it in themselves or they can’t make the leap such a person could exist in reality – so they try to make Superman a mess of morality or questioning his actions or always fighting with some crisis of conscience. This sequence shows us that clean cut Superman can be invulnerable and vulnerable. That he believes in the hope for humanity that he literally wears on his chest. What’s best is that he does so without a wink to the camera or a waiver of confidence. He makes being a hero believable, honest, and sexy.
  4. It shows the film’s true colors. One of the main things I disliked about the early shots of the film was that it seemed devoid of color. Every frame was muddled and washed with a steel blue at the cost of the vivid primary colors you think of in superhero films. But I was wrong. Superficial and wrong. The film’s true colors are underneath the downplayed visuals. The film won’t need distracting colors to carry it’s message and please it’s audience. This is a film that will strive to inspire and color your soul without ham fisted visuals.
  5. It makes me believe that other DC style superheroes could coexist in that world now. In Man of Steel, Superman is going to show the world that costumed humans with extraordinary powers can exist, and that the majority of the population shouldn’t freak out. Sure it won’t be universal. Pendants like Jack Ryder will tear them down, and the Lex Luthors of the world will envy them – but average Joes will see that streak of red or that flash of gold and know that they’re a little safer. That the good guys are there to tip the balance in their favor.

This third trailer for Man of Steel is a nigh work of art. Smartly done, and hopefully the film follows suit – because I want a Superman I can believe in. A Superman I can cheer for. A Superman that’s as at home punching robots and flying around as he is saving a kitten from a tree and calming the little girl that lost it. A Superman that can jump over tall buildings in a single bound and still be a real person.

And after watching this trailer, it looks like my hopes may be true.

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└ Tags: Amy Adams, Antje Traue, Ayelet Zurer, Chemistry, Christopher Meloni, Christopher Nolan, Diane Lane, Henry Cavill, Henry Lennix, Kevin Costner, Laurence Fishburne, Lois Lane, Man of Steel, Michael Shannon, Reaction, Russell Crowe, Superman, Trailer, Trailer #3, Warner Brothers, Zach Snyder
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100th EPISODE / DRAW MY LIFE CHALLENGE

Apr16
by inventivehero on April 16, 2013 at 10:14 am
Posted In: At The Pad

I can’t believe I’ve made it this far. 100 episodes!

Thank you all so much for watching and supporting – I appreciate it so much.

Please enjoy my short life story as told through garbage drawings as I tackle the Draw My Life challenge.

Here’s to the future – the next 100 episodes will be EVEN BETTER!

As always – if you like the music, please visit the links where you can download their music for free and comment on their work!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time ‘Subterranean Kamikaze’

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└ Tags: 100, 100th Episode, After Dark, Challenge, Cute, Douglas MacKrell, Draw My Life, funny, internet after dark, Life, Lol, Motivation, Motivational, Progress, sex, sexy
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TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY #1

Apr12
by inventivehero on April 12, 2013 at 1:54 pm
Posted In: Etchings

If it’s one thing I’m tired of seeing on geek websites, is the hyper-sexulaization of Velma Dinkle, the bespectacled teenage detective. She ABOVE ALL OTHERS has been used over and over in objectifying fetishistic redesigns and cosplay. You can’t even Google Image Search her name without discovering compromising sexualized images of her by private artists on the first page.

It’s not fair, and much like the Hawkeye Initiative, I’ve decided to start redrawing male characters from my favorite cartoons in compromising sexual poses.

Turnabout is fair play, after all.

Sexy, sexy play.

This week’s sexpot, Inspector Gadget!

Sexy Gadget

OH YEAH!

YOU’RE ALWAYS ON DUTY, BUT YOU SHOULD BE ON ME!!

GO GO GADGET DAT ASS!!!!!!!

Want to put Sexy Inspector Gadget in your own work?

YOUR DREAMS HAVE JUST COME TRUE!

Sexy Gadget ALPHA

YOU’RE WELCOME

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TIME TRAX

Apr10
by inventivehero on April 10, 2013 at 11:34 am
Posted In: Etchings

I’m always so surprised when I stumble across new genre TV shows that I missed from my childhood. I was basically RAISED by my TV as a kid, and very few shows from the late 80s into the 90s went unnoticed by me. Especially the oddball ones. So that was why I was so surprised by an email across my desktop this morning advertising the first season of a show I had never heard of before…

Time Trax.

Time Trax is the last show produced by the powerhouse Lorimar Productions, the team that produced smash hits of the 80′s like Dallas, Knots Landing, The People’s Court, Thundercats, Perfect Strangers, and Full House. It lasted two seasons, and featured the adventures of Darien Lambert (as portrayed by a young Dale Midkiff), a cop with a “haunted past” who is sent from the year 2193 to the year 1993 to track down the evil scientist Dr. Mordecai Sahmbi (played by Peter Donat) and a hand full of various ne’er-do-wells before they destroy his present (our future).

How can he pull this off? Well, aside from his fascination with American History, he’s armed with a 204 IQ, a “speed memorization rate” of 1.2 pages per second, the ability to run kinda quick, his expected life span of 120 years, his ability to hold his breath for 6 minutes, a nigh mutant ability to slow down time mentally and increase his reaction time (colloquially known as “Time Stalling”), his patriotism and LOVE of the United States (now dissolved for some reason), his West Point fight training which specialized in “Mosh-T” – an occidental improvement of martial arts, his skills with an MPPT (Micro-Pellet Projection Tube) disguised as a keyless car alarm remote, and lastly his Specified Encapsulated Limitless Memory Archive, or SELMA for short.

Don’t believe me? THEY TELL YOU ALL OF THIS AS A VOICE OVER IN THE PILOT.

SELMA is disguised as an AT&T MasterCard, the PERFECT 90′s disguise, and it can also holographically project itself as an avatar in the shape of Darien’s spinsterish long lost Mother that he has only ever known from a framed picture – his most prized childhood possession. It creates a weird dynamic between the oddly upbeat Darien and the lifeless computer that he continually asks to do everything for him. What’s odder is that SELMA clearly has taken on the characteristics of the Mom, pulling tricks like ill-informing him and chiding him coldly.

I’m still unsure of how it hacked an electric fence, but SELMA’s from the year 2193. I bet that’s babytime frolics for computer from then.

The show mostly focuses on Darien as he hunts down a bad guy each week and zaps them with his MPPT to stun them or send them back to the future. When he’s not doing that, for the most part he spends his downtime befuddled by primitive marketing contrivances

or slightly screwing up the timestream.

Taking a look back at the show it’s hilariously dated. Any show that tries to predict the future of human society in a time before everyone had a cellphone at all times and the internet at their fingertips is going to have some clunky and predictable storytelling. It also clearly cuts corners by keeping the show’s action anchored in the 90′s – though you can tell that they REALLY wanted to do more time hopping. It smells like a Quantum Leap clone, and it really is. Darien Lampert is clearly a knock off Sam Beckett, just without the foggy memory and mixed with a bit of Michael Knight from Knight Rider.

I’ve often wondered what an American Doctor Who would be like. I’ve always known that it shouldn’t mirror the format or mentality of the British DW, and I always thought Voyagers was the closest you could come to a time traveling Amercian DW show. But upon reflection, I now think that Time Trax is a MUCH better realization of an “American Ideal” DW show. I mean, just look at it! Patriot and nigh-superhuman lone cop Darien Lambert fights future criminals with a laser keychain episodically with his all-knowing computer Mom sidekick! All while trying to cut every corner budget wise! If that’s not the most American Doctor Who re-imagining from the early 90s, then I’ll eat my hat!

Hell, IT EVEN HAS A SNES VIDEO GAME!

It’s this kind of cheese and earnest TVcraft that SCREAMS cult following, but yet I’ve never heard of it until today.

It’s for that reason that I’ve just ordered the first season from Amazon, and I’ll be reviewing each episode as soon as I get it!

WANNA JOIN IN THE FUN? ORDER YOUR OWN COPY AND WATCH ALONG WITH ME!

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JURASSIC HEART

Apr09
by inventivehero on April 9, 2013 at 2:41 pm
Posted In: Etchings

Every once in awhile the Internet births a miracle.

Today is one of those days.

In my usual surfing this morning I came across Jurassic Heart, a single episode Dating Sim that was created for a contest/collaboration of Dating Sim authors.

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For those who don’t know what a Dating Sim is, it’s like a video game Choose Your Own Adventure story. They can be fairly complicated or rather simple like Jurassic Heart, but the player’s input affects how the story develops.

In Jurassic Heart, you play a young woman who accidentally broke the ukulele of a T-Rex named Taira-Kun. She’s coordinated a date with him to replace it, and she needs everything to go perfectly so that he doesn’t get furious and leave, hating her FOREVER.

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It’s silly to the max, but there’s so much heart in this. It’s a lampoon of the genre, which may lose some translation for those who have never played one before – but I’m sure EVERYONE would agree that the chance to play a girl on a date a ukulele playing T-Rex isn’t something they’d pass up.

On the Internet After Dark scale of 10 Sexy Ladies,
I give Jurassic Heart 9 Sexy Ladies.

The only thing I can complain about is that it’s over too quickly. Hopefully the artistic team that put this together will act on this game’s new-found internet popularity (and infamy) and expand the concept into more dinos and more dates.

That’d be hilarious fun.

FOLLOW THIS LINK TO PLAY THE GAME!

CREDITS

Jurassic Heart Credits

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