Howard The Duck
After a search, I discovered that the lyrics to Howard the Duck’s theme song, Howard the Duck, have not been posted online. This travesty of Internet HAD to be righted – so I present:
THE LYRICS TO THE SONG
(At least as best as I can make them out.)
[Digital quacks or burps]
>BEV [Spoken]
You ain’t got the class, boy
you ain’t in his league.
So don’t try to tell me
that you’ve got the things that I need.
HUH
This guy’s ORIGINAL.
He’s got the JUICE.
Well…
HEY look out, world
THE DUCK IS ON THE LOOSE, RIGHT
[Quacks x 9]
UH HUH
>BEV AND BACKGROUND SINGERS [Sung]
Get that planet on the phone.
Ain’t no time to waste.
Tell’em he ain’t coming home.
Done joined the Human Race!
Call him
Howard
THE DUCK
HUH
No way to conceal it.
With a feathers touch I love him apart.
Call him
Howard
THE DUCK
He gets bumped, he don’t feel it.
And he shot an arrow straight to my heart.
To this duck we say a toast.
So get the bumpin off’a his case.
Though he’s got two footed foes
has saved the Human Race!
Here before your very eyes -
He’s gonna be,
gonna be
here with you.
I used to think it was all in my mind.
He’s gonna see
some people -
tonight I GIVE YOU:
Howard
THE DUCK
No way to contain him!
in a second he would love you apart.
Call him
Howard
THE DUCK
HUH
No way to explain him!
The fellow with the beak has stole my heart.
Well ALL RIGHT!
[Synth solo]
>MC MALLARD [Rapped]
Hickory Dickory DUCK.
He ain’t about to be plucked.
Too groovy for gravy.
Too precious for pâté.
He’s a funky little feather baring water fowl.
>BEV
Quack right in their face
little ducks in the Human Race.
>MC MALLARD AND BACK UP SINGERS [Sexually]
Come into my tub of love.
>BEV
Here before your very eyes -
he’s gonna be,
gonna be
here with you!
I used to think it was all in my mind.
He’s gonna see
some people
tonight I give you:
AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
oward
THE DUCK
No way to conceal it!
With a feathers touch I love him apart!
Call him
Howard
THE DUCK
Gets a bump, he don’t feel it
and he shot an arrow straight to my heart.
Howard
THE DUCK
Gets a bump he don’t feel it
In a second he would love you apart.
Howard
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE DUCK
Ain’t no way to conceal it!
And he shot an arrow straight to my heart!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
